1. We eat everything deep fried.
This is actually true i've even seen butter deep-fried on a stick it was kinda bussin
2. We all love America
Ew. No. Most of us are self-aware of how dumb our country is.
3. Every American has a pet eagle
False. We all have seven pet eagles, to symbolize our seven founding fathers.
4. We all play football
NO IT'S CALLED SOCCER
Anyways that was it.