Answering @ak909's questions cuz im bored and my bf wont text back
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tipsie Life's too short to wear boring clothes
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1. Favorite and least favorite things abt quarantine well I like not seeing ppl. And I like the thrill of sneaking out at 1:00 AM to go do shit with my bffs.

Answering @ak909's questions cuz im bored and my bf wont text back

1. Favorite and least favorite things abt quarantine

well I like not seeing ppl. And I like the thrill of sneaking out at 1:00 AM to go do shit with my bffs.

But it sucks that my neighbors are always bugging me to go outside like LET ME SLEEP U INHUMANE INVERTEBRATES

2. Pick ur fave pic

oop

3. write a limerick

idk how to so gonna google this

Oki: I'm tired of these people caring, What you say and what you're wearing it's too bad we're all dumb Or this shit could be fun Now I'll go before I keep swearing XD

4. What emoji describes u?

The pervy face what can I say

5. Three genie wishes

Uh, I wish for underage drinking to not be illegal, A bunch of Egirl clothes to arrive at my door in my exact size, and some hobo guy to sell me weed (Don't ask, I'm a complicated person)

6. Edit @ak909's pfp

How about we just get a new one XD

7. What secret conspiracy would you like to start

An underground gang with me as the gang leader and my whole group and some more ppl as the gang members

8. What would the perfect T-shirt say?

"The kind of girl they write songs about" with a black and white picture of a girl smoking and the rest of it black.

9. What two colors go best together?

uhhh black and red? Black and blue? Black and white? Black and black? Yeah, that works

10. What would you be as a chess piece and why?

I'd be the queen because I'm not afraid to go wherever I want and do whatever I want to save the ones I love and trust. Also hello, I'm the kween?

11. Why should we follow you?

idk, I just write poems and shitty memey shit. Also, I swear a lot. And say not-so-happy things. But if I like you, you can trust me with your life.

Although I doubt I'll like you and I doubt your life will be in my hands XD

oop, my bf just texted back.

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