D-9871: Hey! Hey! I found it! The exit! It was right here all this time. At the chairs section.
Man: I've been here for forty-five years. I have been to this section over 140 times. It was right under my nose.
[Man breaks down and cries]
Man: All these years! All these mother [REDACTED] years! It was right here. FORTY-FIVE YEARS! OF MY LIFE! GONE! Please. I need a minute. I can't take this.
Man: No! I need silence in these times of joy and sadness.
D-9871: No seriously-
Man: I said times of joy and sadness!
D-9871: DUDE! It was a joke. It's April fools. Haha?
D-9871: I said its a joke...
Man: I'm holding a knife in my hand and I've had lots of experience slitting throats.
D-9871: It was just a prank dude. No need to get mad. The camera was right there.
Dr. [REDACTED] at the foundation: Um... sir. D class 9871 has been [DATA EXPUNGED]. His spinal cord and femur bone were split in half and found at opposite ends of the known map of 3008.
Other doctor: But that's over 10,000 miles long.
Dr. [REDACTED]: I- I know. W- what should we do?
Other doctor: We need to get the 05 on this.