The Mad Writings of a Bored Person

There once was a cat.

There once was a cat. Who wasn't very fat,

There once was a cat. Who wasn't very fat, And liked to have a good chat.

There once was a cat. Who wasn't very fat, And liked to have a good chat. Well one day, this cat

There once was a cat. Who wasn't very fat, And liked to have a good chat. Well one day, this cat decided to chat,

There once was a cat. Who wasn't very fat, And liked to have a good chat. Well one day, this cat decided to chat, with a very small sad little bat

There once was a cat. Who was not very fat, And liked to have a good chat. Well one day, this cat decided to chat, with a very small sad little bat "I see you are sad, so i'll wont do you bad,

There once was a cat. Who was not very fat, And liked to have a good chat. Well one day, this cat decided to chat, with a very small sad little bat "I see you are sad, so i'll wont do you bad, so I'll eat you" And that was the end of that.

Epilogue: This cat who used to be not very fat, is now quite fat and filled with a bat