wife: it's not that we don't trust you, but you had those accidents early on so the kitchen door stays closed for awhile, k?
wife: it's not that we don't trust you, but you had those accidents early on so the kitchen door stays closed for awhile, k? hilarious stories
  11
  •  
  0
  •   0 comments
Share

tenas29
tenas29i love laughing
Autoplay OFF  •  9 months ago

wife: it's not that we don't trust you, but you had those accidents early on so the kitchen door stays closed for awhile, k?

cat: *meow*

wife: (whispers) omg she's so pissed

can you say something?

me: sure

*points at cat* i don't trust you, you little shit

Stories We Think You'll Love 💕

Get The App

App Store
COMMENTS (0)
SHOUTOUTS (0)