her: did you fart?
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her: did you fart?

me, who's had a slow leak of toot oozing out of me since I was ten: fart?

her: yeah, like when gas falls out of your butt for a second

me: a second? *laughs* no, I did not "fart" (under breath) like some sort of fucking amateur

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