Things You Do NOT Want To Eavesdrop On!
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Things You Do NOT Want To Eavesdrop On!

by tbanarchy

Your parents having sex.

Your grandparents having sex.

Your significant other on the phone hiring a hit man to KILL you.

Someone asking Alexa what's the "proper" way to dispose of a dead hooker.

Old people in a nursing home talking dirty to each other.

Phone sex. (Anyone remember THAT?)

Hearing someone in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.

And, of course, FAPPING.

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