Things That Are "Tender"
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tbanarchy
tbanarchy Sometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
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Tender THIS!

Things That Are "Tender"

by tbanarchy

Here are some things on me that are "tender":

My nipples.

My balls.

Especially my left one since it hangs down lower. (TMI?)

And sometimes my bunghole.

But ONLY if it rains!

Oh yeah, the song "Tender Is The Night" by singer Jackson Browne was an okay song!

And, while we're at it, does anyone remember Jennifer Jason Leigh's sex scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High while JB's song "Somebody's Baby" was playing?

Just wondering!

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