Some "Woody" Songs
Some "Woody" Songs wood stories

tbanarchy Sometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
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Now THIS is what I call a HARD list! (Ba-da-BOOM!0

Some "Woody" Songs

by tbanarchy

OK, so this is a list of songs about erections a.k.a. "woodies".

I mean, after all, the "story challenge" on Commaful IS wood!

Anyway, this "woody" song list wasn't that hard to come up with!

OK, OK, here is the list, you pervs!

"Sport'n A Woody" by Dangerous Toys

I don't feel I have to explain THIS song, do I? I didn't think so!

"Let's Get It Up" by AC/DC

"It's high tide, so let's ride. The moon is rising and so am I. I'm gonna get it up!" Again, I'd say the meaning of THIS song is pretty straight-forward, wouldn't YOU?

"Tube Snake Boogie" by ZZ Top

In case you haven't figured it out already, the "Tube Snake Boogie" is NOT referring to a dance. (At least NOT a "dance" you'd see at your local sock hop!)

"Me So Horny" by The 2 Live Crew

There again, I feel this song is pretty self-explanatory! (Self. Horny. Get it?)

"My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry

So this is a song about a "ding-a-ling" sung by a guy who had a penchant for "golden showers" and for spying on chicks sitting on the potty. Is THAT irony?

"Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top

I have often wondered if the members of ZZ Top got their song ideas from the Penthouse Forum. I mean, if you DON'T know what a "pearl necklace" is, I suggest you Google it. (But ONLY if you're at least 18!)

"Big Balls" by AC/DC

OK, so this isn't technically about a "woody" but it's STILL in the same vicinity so there you go!

As you can tell, putting together this list WASN'T that hard!

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