OK, so this is a list of songs about erections a.k.a. "woodies".
I mean, after all, the "story challenge" on Commaful IS wood!
Anyway, this "woody" song list wasn't that hard to come up with!
OK, OK, here is the list, you pervs!
"Sport'n A Woody" by Dangerous Toys
I don't feel I have to explain THIS song, do I? I didn't think so!
"Let's Get It Up" by AC/DC
"It's high tide, so let's ride. The moon is rising and so am I. I'm gonna get it up!" Again, I'd say the meaning of THIS song is pretty straight-forward, wouldn't YOU?
"Tube Snake Boogie" by ZZ Top
In case you haven't figured it out already, the "Tube Snake Boogie" is NOT referring to a dance. (At least NOT a "dance" you'd see at your local sock hop!)
"Me So Horny" by The 2 Live Crew
There again, I feel this song is pretty self-explanatory! (Self. Horny. Get it?)
"My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry
So this is a song about a "ding-a-ling" sung by a guy who had a penchant for "golden showers" and for spying on chicks sitting on the potty. Is THAT irony?
"Pearl Necklace" by ZZ Top
I have often wondered if the members of ZZ Top got their song ideas from the Penthouse Forum. I mean, if you DON'T know what a "pearl necklace" is, I suggest you Google it. (But ONLY if you're at least 18!)
"Big Balls" by AC/DC
OK, so this isn't technically about a "woody" but it's STILL in the same vicinity so there you go!
As you can tell, putting together this list WASN'T that hard!