Some people like to have sex in graveyards.
Some people like to desecrate graves.
Some people have taken whizzes in graveyards.
I know of someone (I won't say who!) who was weirdly accused by a family member of smearing cat feces on the family graves when they DIDN'T even own a cat.
And, of course, there's all the OTHER weird-ass stuff people do in graveyards that I probably CAN'T mention here! (And, yes, I'm looking at YOU, necrophiliacs!)
All of this is why I'm seriously considering having MY ass cremated!
Oh yeah, here's a pic of Elvira escaping from a graveyard. (You're welcome!)