Some Sh!t About Weather
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Some Sh!t About Weather

(& "Famous" Ta-Tas!)

by tbanarchy

So the "story challenge" on Commaful today is "weather".

So here's my list of some of the most underrated movie topless scenes. These are the topless scenes you usually won't see in a "best of" topless movie list.

Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"

We, of course, know ALL about Phoebe Cates's legendary topless scene in FTARH but we don't hear near as much about Jennifer Jason Leigh's own topless scene-or scenes-in the movie (along with practically every other movie JJL has been topless in!).

Elizabeth Berkley in "Any Given Sunday"

We, of course, know all about Elizabeth Berkley showing her ta-tas in almost every scene of Showgirls but she appeared topless AGAIN in the football flick Any Given Sunday. (Maybe it was because she was with Al Pacino?)

Gina Gershon in "Showgirls"

We, of course, hear all about Elizabeth Berkley baring her ta-tas-and more!-in scene after scene of Showgirls but, again, we don't hear near as much about her co-star Gina Gershon likewise showing her ta-tas in the same film.

Reese Witherspoon in "Twilight"

"Legally Blonde" actress Reese Witherspoon, as far as I know, has only done ONE topless scene in an earlier flick of hers called "Twilight" starring the late Paul Newman. (I don't recall Paul being topless in this flick, however.)

Natalie Portman in "Hotel Chevalier"

Natalie Portman, who usually eschews doing nudity on film (but seems to have NO qualms about showing off her ass!), appeared topless in this little-known French film directed by noted eccentric director Wes Anderson.

Lillette Zoe Raley in "Silent Rage"

This karate/horror flick from 1982 starring Chuck Norris has a bar scene where a biker chick shows off her tattooed ta-tas to Chuck's bumbling deputy and, when the deputy starts to grab said tattooed ta-tas, Chuck tells him to go out and get "backup" before Chuck beats the crap out of everyone (again!).

Margaret Jo Lee in "Carny"

When I first saw this stripping scene from the film "Carny" when I was younger, I recall thinking, "Holy fucking shit!" Oh yeah, this film also stars Jodie Foster and Gary Busey (back BEFORE he was known as being VERY batshit crazy!).

Veronica Gamba in "Smokey & The Bandit 3"

Playboy Playmate Veronica Gamba starred in this third-and final-sequel to Smokey & The Bandit. (And, no, Sally "You Really Like Me!" Field wasn't featured ANYWHERE in this flick, topless or otherwise!)

So you might be asking yourself at this point what do not-as-famous ta-tas have to do with weather? Nothing, of course.

I just thought it would be a hell of a lot MORE fun to talk about ta-tas rather than boring old weather. Wouldn't YOU agree, you pervs?

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