Some Dumb "Party" Songs
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Some Dumb "Party" Songs

by tbanarchy

To be honest, I'm not much on parties (since, you know, I havve to be around PEOPLE). And I'm also not much on "party" songs. Here are a few of the dumbest "party" songs I've EVER heard.

"Party All The Time" by Eddie Murphy

This song came out in the 80s at the height of Eddie Murphy's popularity. This song shows WHY comedians should probably stay OUT of music (ditto for "politics"!). This song also features the late Rick James for some reason.

"Get The Party Started" by Pink

What made this "party" song "dumb" was how it was edited on radio-back when people STILL listened to the radio-where the word "ass" was edited to make it sound like she was saying "ens". Just what the hell is an "ens" & how the hell DO you kick it?

"Party Till You Puke" by Andrew W.K.

Pretty much ALL this guy's songs are about-you guessed it!-partying. I picked this one as being the dumbest since I've never equated partying with puking but that's just me!

"You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party" by The Beastie Boys

I actually liked this song when it released when I was in high school in the 80s. (Otherwise known as the Dark Ages!) That still doesn't it make any LESS stupid! (But then, as anyone who reads my posts knows, I'm into A LOT of dumb shit!)

"Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus

Wait, you mean Miley Cyrus released a dumb song about partying? I'm SO shocked! Almost as "shocking" as seeing her straddling a big-ass ball while buck-naked! (Oh wait a sec . . .)

"Rock & Roll All Nite (& Party Every Day)" by Toad The Wet Sprocket

Hey, you want to know what's REALLY dumb? Having a "soft rock" band like Toad The Wet Sprocket not only "cover" KISS's signature song but making it sound like a fucking BALLAD! (I guess the members of TTWS have never heard of "Beth"?)

"Baboon Rape Party" by Marilyn Manson

Here's a nature documentary you'll NEVER see on the National Geographic channel! That and "Dolphins: Nature's Rapists"!

BTW, anyone who is "offended" by that last entry, take it up with Marilyn, all right? I mean, I didn't put out the damn song!

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