First the "story challenge" on Commaful was jellyfish and now it's goats.
What the hell can I or anyone say about goats?
Besides, of course, that they're horny! Because goats have horns. Get it?
I did once live next door to this guy who got himself a "pet" goat shortly after his wife passed away.
So this guy "replaced" his wife with a smelly barnyard animal?
And then there's, of course, Horny Goat Weed.
Which I assume is weed for horny goats! Get it?
BTW, Commaful, I'm STILL waiting for that "story challenge" on the beaver.
Like I posted before, I've got PLENTY to say about the beaver. You know, since it can also refer to a woman's hoo-hah!
Right, Larry Flynt?
Oh yeah, "Goats Head Soup" was also an album by the Rolling Stones which had their classic hit "Angie".
And, as far as I know, no actual goats were harmed during the making of that album.
But, then again, with Keith Richards one can never be too sure!
I know. That's BAAAAAAD!!!!