My Thoughts On Effing Tofu
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tbanarchy
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by tbanarchy I have never eaten Tofu.

My Thoughts On Effing Tofu

by tbanarchy

I have never eaten Tofu.

I have never even seen Tofu.

I don't even know WTF Tofu even is.

So I definitely DON'T have a desire to eat effing Tofu.

At the risk of "offending" that AOC, I'd rather eat MEAT.

That's good ole fashioned, 100% grade-A all-American effing MEAT.

And if this AOC doesn't like it, well, I would say more but I think it's against the law now to "offend" AOC!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go wolf down the BIGGEST effing cheeseburger I can find!

And, of course, suck down a huge glass of Mountain Dew with a plastic effing straw!

Oh, I can taste the "triggeredness" now!

Mmmm, "triggeredness"!

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