So imagine my surprise when I saw Commaful's story challenge was "dead alien". And I just couldn't pass THIS one up!
So here are my thoughts on dead aliens: They wouldn't seem like they would be too much fun to be around.
Sort of like dead puppies! #IWentThere
But I can't say I'm the biggest fan of aliens since I've never been probed by one.
I mean, they probe redneck farmers ALL the time but I guess I'm NOT good enough for THEM to probe, huh, you little green bastards?
I mean, what DOES farmer Jim Bob have that I don't, huh?
I swear, some rednecks have ALL the damn luck!
Of course, I bet if I was a hot chick you'd "probe" my ass ALL the time, wouldn't you?
I know you saw that Alien flick where Sigourney Weaver fights that alien in her panties, didn't you?
You little green bastards!