My Thoughts On Dead Aliens (& A Bit About Probing)
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My Thoughts On Dead Aliens (& A Bit About Probing)

by tbanarchy

So imagine my surprise when I saw Commaful's story challenge was "dead alien". And I just couldn't pass THIS one up!

So here are my thoughts on dead aliens: They wouldn't seem like they would be too much fun to be around.

Sort of like dead puppies! #IWentThere

But I can't say I'm the biggest fan of aliens since I've never been probed by one.

I mean, they probe redneck farmers ALL the time but I guess I'm NOT good enough for THEM to probe, huh, you little green bastards?

I mean, what DOES farmer Jim Bob have that I don't, huh?

I swear, some rednecks have ALL the damn luck!

Of course, I bet if I was a hot chick you'd "probe" my ass ALL the time, wouldn't you?

I know you saw that Alien flick where Sigourney Weaver fights that alien in her panties, didn't you?

You little green bastards!

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