My Non-"Woke" Thoughts On Chrissy Teigen
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by tbanarchy Crissy Teigan, for thos e not in the know, is a "supermodel" who's showed her ass-literally!-in the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including on the cover, about 3 or 4 times.

My Non-"Woke" Thoughts On Chrissy Teigen

by tbanarchy

Chrissy Teigan, for those not in the know, is a "supermodel" who has shown her ass-literally!-in the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including on the cover, about 3 or 4 times.

Miss Teigen also fashions herself as some sort of "woke feminist activist" when she's NOT literally showing her ass for her legions of one-fisted "fans".

Anyway, Chrissy was at some sort of Democratic retreat a little while ago with her singer husband John Legend who also, like his big-assed wife, also fashions himself a "woke feminist activist".

I guess this Democratic retreat was unable to find ANY other women to attend like, say, female scientists and/or female military vets.

But, then again, none of THOSE chicks have cans that are half as nice as Chrissy's, amirite, "woke feminist" Dems!

Anyway, Miss Teigen was being interviewed by former MSNBC pundit Melissa Harris-Perry who once suggested how the phrase "hard work" was-and, no, I'm NOT making this up!-"offensive" to SLAVES.

Anyway, MHP asked Chrissy what she thought women in general should say more to which Miss Teigen replied, and I quote, "Fuck you!"

From what I read, she didn't bother to elaborate on who women should say the FU to or why they should say the FU. (Their "woke feminist" hubbies, perhaps?)

Chrissy Teigen, besides being an "activist"/almost naked SI model, is also known for her, uh-hum, witty Twitter rants such as her, uh-hum, feelings on Thanksgiving which was simply: "FUCK TURKEY!"

She, like OTHER famous self-proclaimed "activists", has also gotten into pissing contests on-where else!-Twitter with THIS guy by calling him, among other things, an "asshole".

For the record, I don't give a shit what the likes of Chrissy Teigen tweets about The Orange One or anything else, for that matter.

But when she gets "invited" to "political" gatherings JUST because she showed her ass-literally!-in Sports Illustrated I think there's a problem.

And, as I've also noted about other "woke" celebrities, if you're a woman-or anyone else, for that matter-and YOU need the celebrity likes of Chrissy Teigen to tell YOU what to think and/or say, SEEK HELP!

BTW, Chrissy's hubby singer John Legend once "defended" the brtual gang MS-13 after THIS guy publicly called them "animals".

Just so you know, members of MS-13 have been arrested for RAPING AND KILLING CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS TWO-YEARS-OLD!!!!

Dumb AND Dumber! (You can, of course, decide which one is which for yourself, OK? OK!)

On a lighter note, Chrissy is currently a "judge" on this "comedy" contest show called Bring The Funny (uh-huh) co-hosted by that Jeff "You Might Be A Redneck!" Foxworthy.

For the record, I haven't seen a single episode of this show since the comedians I've ever thought were actually funny are dead or wouldn't be caught dead on a show like THIS.

But, my question is, why in the hell is a damn "supermodel" judging a "comedy" show?

I mean, isn't THAT kind of like Mike Pence "judging" a wet T-shirt contest?

Just saying!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go, uh-hum, admire some of Chrissy's, uh-HUM, work.

You know, the type of "work" she does when she shows her ass in a GOOD way!

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