Let's face it, we ALL have "questionable" celebrity crushes!
We all have famous people we "crush" on that we don't share sometimes even with our closest friends for fear of them ridiculing you. Here are a few of my own. (I'm a glutton for punishment!)
While I'm certainly NO fan of the Kardarshians, I do admit to having a little thing for Khloe. At least she actually admitted to Barbara Walters how she & her sisters have NO discernible talent!
Miley Cyrus takes a lot of heat for her, uh-hum, antics (like her infamous "twerking" on MTV). The former Disney star has been denounced as a "bad" role model & mentally disturbed (and worse).
The former Charmed actress-& Marilyn Manson gf!-has in recent years said she no longer wants to be considered a "sex symbol" while at the SAME time posing nude for magazines like Flaunt. Oh well!
Lindsay Lohan has been a mainstay on TMZ for years with her personal & professional, shall we say, antics. Which, of course, may explain why we don't see her do a whole lot of "acting" nowadays.
The former Saved By The Bell star is STILL getting flak for her (mostly naked!) role in the VERY controversial 90s flick Showgirls. (I wonder if it was the pole-licking people took "offense" to?)
Asia Argento is an actress & also the daughter of legendary horror film director Dario Argento. Asia has appeared in movies-often sans clothes!-such as B. Monkey & the Vin Diesel vehicle XXX.
Stacey Dash has taken a lot of heat for her "conservative" political viewpoints and/or her stint on Fox (Non) News. You know what? I don't care WHAT her views are. She STILL looks hot as hell!
Claudia Christian is perhaps best known for her role in the "cult" sci-fi TV show Babylon 5. Claudia once said of herself how she's not a "conventional beauty" but that she "still turned heads".
Lisa Rinna is perhaps best known for "those lips" than anything else except for maybe Dancing With The Stars. Oh yeah, she's also "known" for doing Playboy twice (once when she was pregnant!).
Velma (from Scooby-Doo)
While other guys may have had the "hots" for Daphne, I've always been more of a Velma guy myself. And, yes, I do realize that I'm talking about a CARTOON character! (This IS a "secret" list!)
Kelly Osbourne is, of course, the daughter of infamous rocker Ozzy. Kelly once said she'd like to be in Playboy to which Hugh Hefner reportedly said there wasn't enough airbrushing. Nice, Hef!
Alexa Ray Joel
Alexa Ray Joel is the daughter of singer Billy Joel & model Christie Brinkley. Alexa is a singer in her own right. Sadly, she tried to commit suicide once & got plastic surgery afterwards.
Fairuza Balk is best known for her roles in the films The Craft & The Waterboy (with Adam Sandler back when he was STILL funny!). As for Fairuza, I've always had a thing for goth chicks myself!
I've always thought Christina Ricci-who's perhaps best known for playing the character Wednesday in the Addams Family flicks-looked kind of like Rose McGowan (WITHOUT the "political" bent!).
I've been a fan of Ellen Page for a while now. She's best known for her roles in flicks like Juno & Inception. Plus I think she looks HOT as a superhero (as she showed in those X-Men flicks!)!
Aubrey Plaza is a comedienne/actress who was in the show Parks & Recreation. I admit I haven't seen much of Aubrey's work but I consider her a "secret" crush because she has this "look" I like.
Patti Reagan Davis
Patti Reagan Davis is the daughter of the late president Ronald Reagan. Patti did something unprecedented for a president's daughter and posed NUDE in-where else!-Playboy back in the 90s.
Crista Flanagan is perhaps best known for doing Mad TV & Mad Men. (Coincidence?) She also posed starkers for-where else!-Playboy some years back.
Kennedy was an MTV VJ (remember those?) back in the 90s & is now a "host" on the-gasp!-Fox "News" Channel. (Nobody's perfect!)
Katherine (Kat) Timpf
Kat Timpf if a writer for the National Review who also regularly appears on the-double gasp!-Fox "News" Channel. (Again, nobody's perfect!)
Meghan McCain is, of course, the daughter of senator-and former presidential candidate-John McCain. Batshit crazy rightie host Glenn Beck once pretended to vomit while discussing Meghan. NIce!
I don't believe Clea Duvall has gotten her just due not only as an actress but also as a "hottie"! Clea has starred in movies like The Faculty and in TV shows like American Horror Story.
Juliette Lewis starred in the controversial flicks Natural Born Killers & Cape Fear (where she infamously sucked on Robert De Niro's thumb). She also "moonlights" as a rock singer (of sorts!).
Nadya/Natalie Suleman a.k.a. Octomom
"Octomom" gained national notoriety by having octuplets via in vitro fertilization (along with having six other kids). She gained further notoriety with the, uh-hum, release of her "adult" video.
Farrah Abraham is a "reality" show/porn star who went from Teen Mom to Backdoor Teen Mom (& its "sequel").
Ilana Glazer stars on the "hit" Comedy Central show Broad City. It was OK. But I must admit I wanted to spank it after seeing THIS scene of Ilana in the buff (albeit blurred). Is THAT wrong?
I once knew a guy who always gave me crap for having a "crush" on comedienne/actress Sandra Bernhard. But I gave him about as much crap for the chicks he banged so I guess THAT made us even!
Melania & Ivanka Trump
While Melania & Ivanka are indeed VERY attractive women, given the way some-or many-feel about you-know-who, they STILL might give you flak if you say you found them attractive, know what I mean?
And here's a parting, er, shot from Khloe Kardashian!
Yes, that Khloe Kardashian's REAL posterior! (And you STILL wonder why I have a "crush" on her!) Anyway, let me know who your "secret" celebrity crushes are in the comments (if you DARE!).