Everyone has probably heard of the site Urban Dictionary that has definitions that are, shall we say, less than politically correct.
Here are a few "definitions" of my own that are like the ones one could find on Urban Dictionary.
Asphalt: the part of the body you blame when you fart.
Twice: once two often!
Rock Genius: a pretentious rock star who feels their "music" is MORE important than what it actually is.
(To be honest, I actually swiped this one from the movie Almost Famous but I digress . . .)
Headlight: has one-third the calories of a regular BJ. (One-THIRD!)
Virtue-signaling: decribes what about three-fourths of the people on so-called social media do.
Some of you may recognize some of these "definitions" from an earlier piece I did called "Some Random Shit" or something like that.
So, yeah, I repeated myself. Sue me!