The following is my, uh-hum, heartfelt message to so-called humanity (and you can believe me when I say it comes straight from my heart!):
Thank you. And (insert your "god" here so I don't "offend" any of you "sensitive" jag-offs) bless!
And now, like always, here's Elvira's boobs! (Now THAT'S what I call heavenly!)