My First (& Last!) Taste Of Boiled Peanuts (A True Story)
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by tbanarchy The very first time I went to Louisiana years ago I was told of something called boiled peanuts.

My First (& Last!) Taste Of Boiled Peanuts (A True Story)

by tbanarchy

The very first time I went to Louisiana years ago I was told of something called boiled peanuts.

Intrigued, I picked up a couple of cans from the local grocery store.

I also recall the cashier was a hot little blond number whose nametag said, if memory serves, Bridget but I digress!

Anyway, I took the cans of boiled peanuts home with me and opened up one of the cans.

I swear, those were the slimiest and greasiest damn things I had ever seen!

I ate a few of them and they tasted JUST as slimy and as greasy as they looked.

I took a bag of them to a relative's house and they would NOT even touch them, thinking I had done something to them.

It probably goes without saying the other can of the slimy and greasy little bastards remained unopened.

Now I don't mean to offend anyone (for once!) from the grand state of Louisiana or anywhere else who might enjoy the, uh-hum, taste of boiled peanuts.

I mean, I also CAN'T stand the taste of green-or red-bell peppers but there are, of course, many who do.

I actually found cans of boiled peanuts in the Wal-Mart in the area where I now currently reside in (which, BTW, is not Louisiana).

And, again, it probably goes WITHOUT saying that I kindly left the cans sitting on the shelves for others to, uh-hum, enjoy.

Now, for the record, I do like eating nuts in general. It's just that I prefer my nuts to be salted rather than boiled.

And, yes, I'm aware of just how THAT sounded!

You pervs!

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