My "Deep" Thoughts
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tbanarchyI am a snarky freelance writer.
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My "Deep" Thoughts

by tbanarchy

They say you can catch more flies with honey.

But actually can't you catch more flies with manure? And who the hell wants to "catch" a lot of flies anyway? Seriously, if people like flies so damn much, what are flyswatters for? Huh? Tell me!

And to answer that age-old question: "Why are we all here?"

As the late great George Carlin would say: "Plastic . . . A-Hole!"

And that's about as "deep" as my thoughts tend to get.

Oh, I like boobs & candy. I know. Deep!

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7 months agoReply
@michaelschulze Thanks! I try!

7 months agoReply
Well for a thinking man who likes boobs and candy you pose some serious questions great work

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7 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil As Homer Simpson would say: "MMMM . . . COOKIES!!!!"

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
7 months agoReply
Put honey on your flyswatter. I like the other thoughts too. I am not as much on candies as I am on COOOKIES. But boobs, yeah!! Great post.!!