They say you can catch more flies with honey.
But actually can't you catch more flies with manure? And who the hell wants to "catch" a lot of flies anyway? Seriously, if people like flies so damn much, what are flyswatters for? Huh? Tell me!
And to answer that age-old question: "Why are we all here?"
As the late great George Carlin would say: "Plastic . . . A-Hole!"
And that's about as "deep" as my thoughts tend to get.
Oh, I like boobs & candy. I know. Deep!