My "Deep" Thoughts
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tbanarchy
tbanarchyI am a snarky published author.
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My "Deep" Thoughts

by tbanarchy

They say you can catch more flies with honey.

But actually can't you catch more flies with manure? And who the hell wants to "catch" a lot of flies anyway? Seriously, if people like flies so damn much, what are flyswatters for? Huh? Tell me!

And to answer that age-old question: "Why are we all here?"

As the late great George Carlin would say: "Plastic . . . A-Hole!"

And that's about as "deep" as my thoughts tend to get.

Oh, I like boobs & candy. I know. Deep!

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