If I had a Time Machine . . .
I'd go back to a time when I could probably get laid!
Maybe during the Summer Of Love where I could get in on some of that "free love" action!
Back when chicks were stoned all the time and DIDN'T shave their nether regions!
Oh, that must have been a glorious time indeed!
"But what about other points in history?" you might be asking. "Wouldn't you like to see those times as well?" To which I say . . .
Seriously, why WOULD I go back to a time when there was NO electricity, running water OR indoor plumbing?
That would be downright shitty!