If I Had A Time Machine
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by tbanarchy If I had a Time Machine . . .

If I Had A Time Machine

by tbanarchy

If I had a Time Machine . . .

I'd go back to a time when I could probably get laid!

Maybe during the Summer Of Love where I could get in on some of that "free love" action!

Back when chicks were stoned all the time and DIDN'T shave their nether regions!

Oh, that must have been a glorious time indeed!

"But what about other points in history?" you might be asking. "Wouldn't you like to see those times as well?" To which I say . . .

Seriously, why WOULD I go back to a time when there was NO electricity, running water OR indoor plumbing?

That would be downright shitty!

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