Today is National Cheeseburger Day!
So you'd better enjoy those cheeseburgers BEFORE that AOC bans them ALL!
Or BEFORE that Beto O'Rouke has them all "confiscated"!
And, after they ban ALL the cheeseburgers, they can ban ALL the cows from farting!
By using bovine butt plugs, perhaps? (Biodegradable, of course!)
Hell, I'm surprised Beto has NOT been selling bovine butt plugs on his site!
BTW, Beto is NOT his real name-it's Robert Francis-nor is he Hispanic. (I know, I know. SHOCKER!)
Personally, I thought him riding in on a skateboard-even though he's just two years younger than me-is one of the MOST douchiest moments in American political history!
Willie Nelson couldn't even make "Faux" Beto look cool!
I mean, he lost to this guy! THIS GUY!
So, anyway, eat a cheeseburger and cheese off that AOC! (Cheese off. Get it?)
I mean, we already know she'll call you RACIST for growing cauliflower so there you go!
Again, just eat a fucking burger!