Happy Birthday To Me!
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Insert Beatles song here!

Happy Birthday To Me!

by tbanarchy

So today is my birthday!

For a birthday present, please send me dick pics.

And by dick pics I, of course, mean pics of former president the late Richard Nixon!

#WhatElse

Oh, and DON'T forget the monkeys!

NEVER forget the monkeys!

Heaven help you if YOU forget those damn monkeys!

I mean, without the monkeys, what the hell ELSE am I going to spank?

Now some, of course, might ask just how "old" am I anyway?

Let's just say I'm "old" enough to remember the time when "Googling" oneself had an entirely DIFFERENT meaning, if you get MY meaning!

And, like always, I think you DO, you pervs!

And, speaking of pervs, as a BD gift to myself, here's a pic of that Dakota Johnson showing her ass-literally!-in that 50 Shades Of Grey flick.

I would, of course, show her WHOLE ass but I don't think Commaful allows the showing of whole asses on here. (You know, because there's kids and shit on here.)

Anyway, happy VD, uh, I mean BD to ME!

And, oh yeah, make sure to save me a piece . . . of cake!

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