Best Songs About Balls!
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Best Songs About Balls!

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"Big Balls" by AC/DC

"My balls are always bouncing. And my ballroom's always full. And everybody comes and comes again! If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher. Everybody says I got great balls of fire!"

"She's Got Balls" by AC/DC

Growing up, I wasn't exactly sure WHAT this song was talking about. But then, as I got older (and wiser?), it finally dawned on me what exactly AC/DC were, uh-hum, singing about here! (And, no, they're NOT being "literal" here!) a

"Got You By The Balls" by AC/DC

Boy, AC/DC sure does have quite a few songs about balls, don't they? Makes you wonder WHAT this band is trying to tell us, doesn't it?

"Balls To The Wall" by Accept

This was German heavy metal band Accept's biggest hit that came out in the eighties (for, I thnk, obvious reasons!).

"Ballcrusher" by W.A.S.P.

Yep, this song from notorious hair band W.A.S.P. means just what you think it means! (Hint: It's NOT about "deflating" balls you'd buy at Wal-Mart!)

"Great Balls Of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis

This was the biggest hit of singer Jerry Lee Lewis back in the 50s BEFORE he married his underage second (or was it third?) cousin and, well, you can probably pretty much figure out how his career went after that, can't you? "Great Balls Of Fire!" indeed!

"Crystal Ball" by Styx

This is one of my favorite songs by rock group Styx. And that's pretty much it. (Plus it has some kick-ass guitar riffs!)

"My-Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry

OK, so this song ISN'T about balls, at least not technically, but it's close enough! (Also, from what I'd heard about Chuck over the years, he REALLY enjoyed showing his balls!) RIP, Chuck!

I thought about listing a song (or two!) about the vag for good measure, but the songs I found I probably couldn't list on here so there you go!

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