In my previous piece about him, actor Jussie Smollett was arrested & charged with fabricating a "hate crime" when he claimed a couple of Trump hat-wearing "bigots" had "attacked" him late one night at the height of the Chicago winter.
There appeared to be PLENTY of evidence against him, including testimony of two Nigerian brothers who claimed Jussie had HIRED them to "fabricate" said "attack" and paid them WITH A CHECK.
However, in spite of ALL of this, Jussie Smollett was TOTALLY exonerated for "fabricating" said "attack". Instead, his only "punishment" will be doing the usual "community service" and forfeiting a mere $10,000 of his $100,000 bond.
Now, in my previous piece about Jussie, I stated he would likely get "probation" after he pled GUILTY to some "lesser" charge and THEN go on some half-assed "apology" tour (most likely beginning with Robin "Beautiful" Roberts).
But, I must say, even I wasn't expecting his sorry lying ass to be TOTALLY exonerated and his record COMPLETELY expunged like it NEVER even happened.
Now, to be fair, Jussie is STILL being "investigated" for (allegedly) sending himself a FAKE "hate letter" but that, too, will likely end in an "exoneration" of SOME sort.
In my oh-so-humble opinion, Jussie's "exoneration" was done primarily to placate the PC Twitter mob like everything ELSE in this country nowadays.
Of course, I'm sure ALL of the "connections" Jussie Smollett reportedly has with various politicians, media people and other celebrities DIDN'T hurt!
Of course, Jussie Smollett is not the ONLY shameless celebrity who's been caught with their pants down, so to speak, in recent weeks.
For instance, female rapper Cardi B came out and BRAGGED about-and, no, i'm NOT making this up!-drugging and robbing men while she was a stripper.
Of course, I don't have to remind everyone what would happen if a MALE celebrity had come out and BRAGGED about drugging & robbing WOMEN, do I? (I didn't think so!)
And then there's celebrity attorney Michael Avenatti-who once "represented" Stormy "I Fucked Trump & Got Paid For It!" Daniels-who was recently arrested for tax evasion and-again, I'm NOT making this up!-trying to extort MILLIONS from Nike.
Avenatti-who claims to be a proud "male feminist" (like Harvey Weinstein!)-was also arrested for domestic violence before. No wonder he's been called #CreepyPornLawyer!
And then there's, of course, actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin being arrested & charged with bribing college officials to "help" get their otherwise "privileged" kids into prestigious universities.
Of course, one thing these celebrities have in common-beside being shameless A-Holes!-is how they NEVER missed an opportunity saying how "virtuous" they were and telling others how "bad" they were.
Felicity Huffman, for instance, posted on her Twitter account-that has since been deleted-how she was ALL for "equality" and/or "diversity" all the while screwing over LESS privileged families.
Even Jussie Smollett prattled on about continuing to "fight" for "marginalized peoples" or whatever after his inexplicable exoneration.
I swear, these people almost-ALMOST!-make THIS guy look "ethical"!
Oh yeah, one more thing about Jussie Smollett: He said during his "victory" speech how he just wanted to get on with his life while saying NOTHING about wanting his "attackers" caught (since, you know, he was the "victim" in all of this).
So DID Jussie Smollett just admit in a roundabout way that he WAS lying his sorry ass off?
Hmmmm, very interesting!
In any case, it looks like singer Brad Paisley was right after all in his song "Celebrity" where he says: "I'll get community service no matter which law I break!"