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Just another story!

A Story

by tbanarchy

Larry and David could not stand each other and often went to great lengths to avoid seeing one another.

Then one night they happened to attend the same party that was being thrown by their mutual friend Ralph.

When they spotted each other at the party, you could have cut the tension in the air with a knife.

Then David began walking towards Larry, and everyone at the party, including Ralph, were bracing for a fight.

Instead, David walked by Larry while muttering something under his breath.

This incensed Larry as he swung around and faced David and said in a loud voice, "What did you say?"

David stopped and turned to look at Larry. "What was that?" he asked Larry like he didn't know what he meant.

"I said what did you just say?" When David didn't respond and just kept gawking at him, Larry stepped up to him and stared him down.

"Look," Larry said to David, pointing an angry finger at him, "if you got something to say to me you can say it to my face!"

The room was so quiet you could have heard a flea fart as everyone, Ralph included, watched as the two foes stared each other down.

Then, finally, David shrugged as he looked right at Larry and said, "Okay, I think you're one of the biggest douchebags I have ever had the misfortune of meeting."

"As a matter of fact," he continued, "if you looked up the word douchebag in the damn dictionary, there'd be a picture of your face."

Everyone at the party, including-and especially-Ralph, thought the two men would start beating the living hell out of each other right then and there.

Instead, much to everyone's surprise (and relief), Larry merely shrugged and said, "Okay. I'll see you later!"

"Okay, see ya!" replied David as he turned and walked up to a stunned Ralph. Before taking a sip of his drink, he said to a gaping Ralph, "Nice party you got here!"

When David walked away, he turned to the woman standing next to him and said, "What in the fuck just happened?"

That's the end of this story.

Hope you enjoyed it!

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