It has come to my attention, That the Supreme Court, Has decided, That a hotdog, Is a sandwich. Which is true, But also, not.
On technicality, It is a filling, (the dog) Between bread (the bun). Which is the definition, Of a sandwich.
However, We all know this, To be utter nonsense. For a start, I refuse to accept, That sandwiches, Actually exist.
And therefore, I will be challenging this ruling, On the grounds, Of common sense, And scientific reasoning.