Onions.
Onions. cooking stories
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for many many years I have suffered.

Onions.

Well, I've tried the goggles, The underwater trick, The bread, the thread, But it's all the same shtick.

I've danced out of the way, Sneaked close, chopped, and ran, But I can't shift the sting, 'Til the bulb hits the pan.

I don't know if its personal, If its just me they attack, But all I needed was the onion, The one thing that I lack.

Oh, it makes me sob! Streams stream from my eyes, So these onion chopping tricks, Well, they're all just lies.

This is my final resort, How hard must I try! Please help me, I beg you, Or leave me to cry.

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