Alright, you got me, Caught me in the act - My paws in the pie, Yes, I did eat the snack.
No, I know it was yours, That you'd saved for tea, And I do hold my snout up, Yes, I'm guilty.
But consider, a moment, You left it unguarded, And you know how it is, Something sugared and larded -
How could I resist, Such a scrumptious delight? (If it makes you feel better, I savoured each bite.)
So I'll give you puppy-eyes, Pretend it was all a mistake, And wag my tail hopefully, And beg for more cake.