I may not be a pigeon, A bee or little bat, A horse or fluffy bunny, A wiry ginger-cat.
I may not be a stingray, A dog with bite and bark, A hamster in a hamster wheel, A terrible tiger shark.
I've never had fleas nor fur, No whiskers or a tail, A slimy, scaley, globby thing, Or a shell quite like a snail.
But what I have is two anteanne, And all of my six feet, That I clean oh so most cleverly, And keep my knees so neat.
So, I may not be a pigeon, A bee or little bat, But I am is what's best of all, For I am the amazing gnat!