"Dear Sir, you are summoned to court, I advise you attend, Preferably clothed."
"Dear Sir, in response to your question, Yes, lawyers must be clothed as well. And bewigged."
"Dear Sir, you are not above the law. Civil disobedience is a punishable offence, And so is shirking your court attendance to visit a nudist camp in the off-season. With my wife."
"Dear Sir, this is beyond belief, You are the judge of Her Majesty's High Court! If you do not attend you will be stripped of your office."
"Dear Sir, that was stripped of your office. Not in your office. And you knew that."
"Dear Sir, Your Honour, Mister Jigglybits. We will allow you to wear your stockings and gown. Commando. But please, just turn up."