Me - "Just found out that businesses have been lying to us! They sell one thing in disguise of another! We must alert the masses!!"
Someone much smarter than me - "It's just Starbucks."
Me - "Who cares WHO'S doing the lying? This should be reported!"
That someone else who is now annoyed with me, "What exactly did they do that was so bad?"
Me - "I asked for french vanilla. And do you know what popped up on the screen?? Hazelnut and vanilla."
That someone else, now confused. "So?"
Me - "So? SO?? If I wanted fucking hazelnut and vanilla, I would have asked for hazelnut and vanilla."
That someone now sighs. They think the convo is stupid, "You do realize that french vanilla is not really a thing?" I'm silent.
"French vanilla is basically just the "french" way of making vanilla - giving it a similar taste to an egg custard type dessert." I'm still silent.
"When you ask for french vanilla, you're asking for vanilla and another sweet flavor - butterscotch, caramel, hazelnut, etc. Most people just use hazelnut."
That sounds stupid but I'm not smart enough to correct it.
"So... french vanilla is a false name that we've been fed by businesses? I can't stand hazelnut..."
That someone chuckles, "What's your beef now?"
"Why can't they just make a fucking french vanilla button??"