If you couldn't read that: Aries- literally doesn't care and sits on the couch chillin. Taurus- runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge. Gemini- makes jokes with the killer. then the killer realizes Gemini is cool and they go out to McDonalds.
Cancer- tries to hide but starts crying and gets found. Leo- pretends to not be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out the house tho. Virgo- loses their shit but defends themselves well.
Libra- attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips over a cat and ends up getting caught. Scorpio- kills the killer. Sagittarius- makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killer's accomplice.
Capricorn- is the killer Aquarius- Aquarius screams "make me a sandwich asshole" at the killer. Pisces- just stands there. legit just doesn't move.
Pisces, Cancer, Virgo
Cancer,
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