I went to the club to have a good time
Dance with my girls, drink a couple glasses of wine
I didn't go there, looking for love
What am I 18? you wont find that in the club!
I was minding my own business when you came along
You're lucky I didn't cuss you out for interrupting my favourite song
YOU were the one who offered to buy me a shot
In fact you offered a round for my girls too, and we thought why not?
So I kindly accepted, I guess you seemed nice
Perhaps not all guys have ill intentions, this one might be alright.
We had some good convo, you seemed actually kind of sweet
So then why did it all change when I didn't let you kiss me?
You kept lingering around all up in my personal space
You kept tryna pull me in closer, like dude get up out of my face
You thought I'd be easy I guess, but so sorry I am not the one
You thought the drink would loosen my legs, but instead it loosened my tongue
Yea you bought me a drink, thanks, but that doesn't mean a thing
That's why if you'll look at my ring finger, its oh yes minus a RING!
You got all bitter and tried to make a fool out of me
Bro, you're drunk desperate and clearly horny
And that ain't a good combination, not flattering at all
If the club had a vagina you'd probably have sex with the wall
So don't whine and complain, as if I lead you on
You sound like a broken record, and I didn't come to the club for this song
Dude I owe you nothing, so if you want to bitch, then you should probably just go home
Cos if I wanted to converse with a pussy all night I could have just talked to my own. The End.