Two more limericks!
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stevewaldrop
stevewaldrop We're all stories in the end...
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I just can't stop!!

Two more limericks!

There was a young man from Bristol

There was a young man from Bristol Whose weapon was carved out of crystal.

There was a young man from Bristol Whose weapon was carved out of crystal. Then the pretty young flirt

There was a young man from Bristol Whose weapon was carved out of crystal. Then the pretty young flirt Sashayed past in her skirt,

There was a young man from Bristol Whose weapon was carved out of crystal. Then the pretty young flirt Sashayed past in her skirt, It caused him to die of asystole.

*** and another:

The harried old prof from Eau Claire,

The harried old prof from Eau Claire, Stared down at his class with a glare.

The harried old prof from Eau Claire, Stared down at his class with a glare. “Though you weep and you wail,

The harried old prof from Eau Claire, Stare down at his class with a glare. “Though you weep and you wail, You surely will fail.”

The harried old prof from Eau Claire, Stared down at his class with a glare. “Though you weep and you wail, You surely will fail.” And then chortled, “You haven’t a prayer!”

*** Sorry, the second one is sort of mean and I'm really not. But this time of year, with finals next week, I sometimes wish I could be!

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