#276: NO TOFU!!
#276: NO TOFU!! tofu stories
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A tongue-in-cheek haiku series about food.

#276: NO TOFU!!

by Profe Steve

No, no, no, no, no! don’t ask me to eat tofu. It’s not even food

Don’t offer me squash Don’t ask me to sample zucchini Cousa or acorn

Patty pan, crookneck Baked, boiled, fried, sautéed or steamed It won’t pass my lips.

Okra makes me barf I have hated all my life Those evil green spears.

No sushi for me! Nor lobster, oysters nor clams, Octopus nor squid

Just give me a steak Red, juicy, beautiful meat Watch me dance with glee.

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