by Profe Steve
No, no, no, no, no! don’t ask me to eat tofu. It’s not even food
Don’t offer me squash Don’t ask me to sample zucchini Cousa or acorn
Patty pan, crookneck Baked, boiled, fried, sautéed or steamed It won’t pass my lips.
Okra makes me barf I have hated all my life Those evil green spears.
No sushi for me! Nor lobster, oysters nor clams, Octopus nor squid
Just give me a steak Red, juicy, beautiful meat Watch me dance with glee.