Dear Miss Pizza GurrL,....I be Miss you lot's and lot's & Bunch's too!!....
Dear Miss Pizza GurrL,....I be Miss you lot's and lot's & Bunch's too!!.... dear miss pizza gurrl & nasty rhonda too !!! stories
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,......Dear Miss Pizza Gurrl has been gone for a few week's now , I guess she moved on to bigger thing's ,...…..and Nasty Rhonda is staying at Old One Eye's place for the time being,....there is some really good food being cooked down there now !

By: ,.....some old Hippie,..in a Thirty mile radius of Dundee Texas,....

Dear Miss Pizza GurrL,....I be Miss you lot's and lot's & Bunch's too!!....

by ,.....some old Hippie,..in a Thirty mile radius of Dundee Texas,....

,........Thunderstorm's were making their way across this part of the river today,.....the heavy rain was falling all around the river bottom, and clear up to the rocky pasture,....

and all the way over to the iron bridge,....and back. The smell of freshly fallen rain is everywhere down here,....there is just a hint of Sunshine to the far west,.....

barely breaking through the blueish gray sky line south of the river,....

to the South West the even Darker cloud's have made their presence known from the loud "Clap's" of thunder that was moving this way,......I stayed here at the dug out cave on the river,...

and waited for the worst part of the storm's to blow through here,....it was the typical Texas rainy season,........rain for two hour's or more,....

then "Sweat & Bake" the rest of the day , when the hot Sun come's out from behind those dark cloud's ,.......it was the "humidity" that got to you at time's,....

so a bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey,.....and a tall glass of water would help to keep a person from getting too dry ,...in this kind of weather,........

My thought's are mostly about Dear Miss Pizza Gurrl,.....I wondered how she was doing, and what she might be thinking of today,......

it seem's that the pretty Kuntry Gurrl got a big promotion where she was working at ,........Her job now took her to several different place's every day now.

She does not work behind the counter at the grocery store any longer. I miss seeing the pretty blonde haired woman at time's,....

and other time's, reality set's in and I'm kind of glad she is gone now, she moved on to bigger and better thing's for herself. ........ I think it was a blessing in Disguise .............

for myself , and a few other people here around town.....................anyhow. " The Dope in the Cereal box" business at the grocery store went right along with her !!,..........

Bon Voyage !,...so long Screwy !,....See ya in St. Louis,........Har Dee Har Har! !,...were the last thing's that she told me ,....

when pretty Dear Miss Pizza Gurrl Blew town last week ,......No more Headache's to deal with around here now,...She took it all with her ! ,..................

Looking on the Brighter side of thing's,...... there is alway's Miss Tequila Pantie's Brandy,....the faithful little kuntry gurrl who I can alway's depend on to be a good friend ,.....

and there's Nasty Rhonda too !,......but I still Miss seeing Dear Miss Pizza Gurrl at the Grocery store,....and her pretty Butt ,...

and Her cute smile !,........................................maybe one day she will come back to the Grocery Store,......

time will tell !,.............anyhow. With all that behind me now ,....thing's down here at the river were still a normal routine,....

The Kuntry Gurrl's were doing their thing I reckoned , in the big city now, all of them except for Miss Nasty Rhonda ,......She was staying at Old One Eye's place for a while,....

she has been there for around three week's now. She cook's and clean's house for Old One Eye's woman,....doing laundry and such,....

Nasty Rhonda owed some money to the big Amazon woman there in the house. It seem's that Nasty Rhonda was stopped while driving around town one day,....

after the polite Deputy told Nasty Rhonda to wait in her car , He went to check to see if there were any warrant's out on her,...while the Deputy walked back to his patrol car,....

Nasty Rhonda put Her car in gear and took off,....when it was all said and done,....

it cost the Kuntry Gurrl quite a bit of money to get out of the county jail in Shackleford County Texas ,......Old One Eye's woman posted Bond for Nasty Rhonda,....

and brought her back to the river to stay with them until her court appearance,........so to pay off her Debt to Mrs. "One Eye",......Nasty Rhonda became her new maid for the time being ......

so far it has worked out pretty well,....Old One Eye told me that it get's crowded in the bathroom when those two women get to doing that "Prison Shower Buddy" thing,....

other than that He said everything was OK,........Old One Eye said Nasty Rhonda was a pretty good cook too !,.....Scrambled egg's and Bacon,...

or Buttermilk Pancake's cooked in a large Iron Skillet were her house specialty, Grit's & Hominy with butter , and fresh baked Apple's with butter and brown sugar,

Ham & Egg's with thick sliced Bacon,....

the lunch Menu at Old One Eye's house included Chicken Fried Steak, with mashed Potatoe's and Country style gravy, with home made bread by the slice,

and Peach or Cherry Cobbler for desert ,....along with Home made Biscuit's, Bread & Cinnamon Roll's,....Fresh Baked Spice Cake, Carrot Cake,....German Chocolate Cake,.....

For supper sometime's Old One Eye said that Nasty Rhonda even made a large Meatloaf , with mashed Potatoe's & Country Style Brown gravy, fresh cooked green Bean's,

and a potato Salad that was even more better than the one's he stole from the Supermarket in Grapevine Texas once before !,......

Old One Eye said if his wife get's to be a "Bother" to him,.....he believe's he found a darn good replacement for her,......

and Nasty Rhonda was more better to look at too !!,.....................anyhow,....I hope "One Eye's" woman doesn't hear him say that !,...

it would be a bit catastrophic for his "Health" if she did !,...........I better get over to Old One Eye's place,...it's almost six thirty this evening,.....

they invited me over for Supper ,...and I sure as heck don't want to miss that for any reason !!,...................

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