Funny phrases Part 2
Funny phrases

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Funny phrases Part 2

1. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

2. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

3. I am never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

3. In America, anyone can become the president. That's the problem.

4. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

5. It's never too late to go back to bed.

6. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

7. If someone calls you 'ugly', have a good comeback and say, ' Excuse me, I am not a mirror'.

8. You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not You: I didn't do my homework

9. My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

10. Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. it's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Thank you for reading! Stay tuned for part 3! Stay safe and stay healthy!

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