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by sparkly_satan

"I'm literally a goat. Greatest of all time... HEh"

C.C.

"Oh yeah Ima light up"

H.C.

"That's Shakespeare!"

C.S. in response to H.C.

"You have to say stuff in Mexican"

K.P.

"Me? Shook."

C.C. always

"Probably uh your ear,"

H.C. after J.H. asked where the least expensive place to stab herself was.

"Archescopes"

C.C.

"Poseidon would seize all the children when he was in.."

"The Mood" J.H. "Poseidon the Pedophile" H.C.

"I don't have a pass, but here's a hash brown..."

H.C.

"This book is so old it still has a Peewee decimal system"

H.C. "Duey?" J.H.

"Really if I lift up my cardigan, I'm not surprised to find"

"him there. Just hanging like a little marsupial." C.S. about M.C.

"Was he a president?"

K.P. after hearing C.S. say Benjamin Franklin

"I wanna know what my ACT scores are"

C.S. to the tune of I Wanna Know What Love Is

"J.M. wants the Legalize Marijuana party to win" K.P.

"Because ya know, smoke weed erryday" J.M.

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