AP Human Geography
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AP Human Geography

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"Damn, Greenland is big!"

C.B.

"DeATh!"

C.B. on numerous occasions

"Got a little... thicker in the middle as they say"

C.B.

"Is Hawaii a country?"

J.B.

"But Texas is a country, right?"

J.B. cont.

"India is a wonder of crime"

R.S.

"There could be a language barrier; I don't speak sheep...

yet" J.H.

"Lamp is deAD"

C.B.

"Cut me in half"

H.C.

"Taking over the world, one McDonald's at a time."

J.H.

"You could say the most romantic thing in German but.."

"It sounds like you're trying to invade their country" C.B.

"You were born shut up, You were born you'll die"

"You're German shut up" C.B.

"It's just like old horse and saxophone"

C.S.

"Hey, you're ugly. Wanna fight?"

J.H. to C.S.

"A little tiny trumpet with no keys."

H.C. trying to describe a bugle

"Trumpets sound like a fart."

C.S.

"It's one of those things that shouldn't get out,"

"Because that's nasty." H.C.

"The animal doctor, wtf, a vet that's a vet."

H.C.

"Okay that's it. I'm done."

C.B. - a teacher -

"Just strangle her with my brain." C.B.

"Braingled" J.H.

"Hello American who shouldn't be in Turkey."

"The country not the food." C.B.

"As reneckagized"

J.H. trying to say recognized

"If you kill them, this is gonna sound weird, equally great"

C.B.

"Thus my query"

C.B.

"When I hear Taoism I just think of Thai food"

H.C.

"Oh my God I got it right? It's a good day!"

E.S.O.

"I've never seen applause for genocide before"

C.B.

"What the hell is a purple state?"

K.M.

"If you are like me then you loOooOOoove to bitch"

C.B.

"We'll wake up tomorrow and the world will still be turning"

"For how long, I'm not sure" C.B.

"Hello yes can I order the death."

"With a side of crucification." J.H.

"The only time I'm good at lying is when I'm on drugs"

H.C.

"You die, like really die. And they're like"

"You gotta breath. But like I can't I'm dead" H.C.

"My grandpa has asthma and it's like really cute."

H.C.

"Orange lives matter" J.H. "No" H.C.

"As the Lorax, I'm offended" J.H.

"You can find her on her porch eating tea"

H.C. about herself

"I'm referencing you guys, not the existence of squirrels"

C.B.

"Are you going to become a crazy cat lady?" C.B.

"I'm already crazy!" K.M.

"THAT'S PROOF OF AMERICAN...*whispering* awesomeness"

C.B.

"Physical borders are, no pun intended, cut and dry"

C.B.

"Germany is gonna get divided in half," C.B.

"Hot dog style" J.H.

"It doesn't give a good gosh darn about other people"

C.B.

"Bless you"

E.C. after she sneezed?? She blessed herself??

"Sodarn funky"

C.B.

"I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin"

C.B.

"What's that thing with that ethnic thing?"

K.C.

"What the hell did Brewer just say?"

C.Brewer?

"2.35 more days of school"

R.S.

"Fruit is just like tasty water"

C.S.

"Frosted mini hams"

C.B.

"Let me look at these chickens" J.H.

"That's what they all say" C.B.

"You can't even grow food there good"

C.S.

"I watched America's Next Top Model,"

"Not America's Next Top Science Project." J.H.

"I burped and my gum came back up"

H.C. a few minutes after swallowing her gum

"I want 100% less headache"

C.S.

"Which. means. it's. time. for. a. Kahooooooooot."

C.B.

"Cross is off my bucketlist: Use a tampon" R.S.

"You didn't even use it, you just opened it slightly" J.H.

"Oh there's two noses"

R.S.

"Reading, thinking, typing" C.B.

"The three r's" J.H.

"I grow my cars. With love.."

"And fertilizer" J.H.

"I know economics will fry our little brains,"

"But thou must focus" C.B.

"Where's the best place to grow an auto plant?"

J.H.

"The numbers speak louder than words..." J.H.

"It's actions.." E.C.

"Your predictions don't have to be accurate,"

"Like weathermen." C.B.

"Calling Crescent a city is like..."

"Calling Donald Trump a president..." C.B.

"This class has been completed."

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