Season 6 is upon us! Let's recap..
If your not caught up to speed, best to back peddle cause Spoilers up ahead!
So TYRION been chilling with DAENERYS in Meereen and whatnot
Sharing their favorite playlists and Pinterest recipes while plotting her return to WESTEROS!
DAENERYS used to have a fling with AQUAMAN
but the super Seaman got called back to Atlantis to prep for some guys running around in a red cape and a black cape
TYRION decided to drop kick a few Elves for the Queen
"He must be a South Pole Elf"
Everyone pissed off DAENERYS so she just took off on DROGON
aka her Luck Dragon aka #ByeFelicia
Cersei is still in love with her brother Jaime
Once you can get past this from the first episode, it's a GREAT SHOW!
Brienne of Tarth aka Captain Phasma is our favorite Knight
She kicks butt every episode! except in Force Awakens
JORAH MORMONT still in the friendzone with KHALEESI
and got a bad case of ECZEMA
Poor Sansa left at the mercy of a Wackadoo
not this JACKASS, but another one named Ramsay Bolton
We have ARYA who was getting all kinds of Jedi like training
A Man does not hold his lightsaber on the pointy side
ARYA was about to achieve The Glow like Bruce LeRoy
but then disobeyed her Master and The House
and the Result left ARYA blind
Arya's vision was left UP IN SMOKE
Maybe in Season 6, ARYA will go all Daredevil on us
and have to fight The Punisher and The Hand as well
Hate her or Love her, the Red Witch could be pivotal in S6
or just continue to do what she does best in Seducing all of Westeros
Our beloved JON SNOW = Badass who fought off White Walkers
with his powerful sword aka LONGCLAW
We envision JON SNOW to save all of WESTEROS!
with his trusty Direwolf named GHOST by his side
Then the Creator and Executive Producers decide to KIBOSH
our Hopes and Dreams by killing off our SAVIOR!
by OLLY! The resident orphan of the Night's Watch!
Jon truly knew nothing at this moment
We have to agree with ESQUELETO after that.
"No Orphans were Harmed in this Disclaimer"
Will BRAN return from Hogwarts with Potter-like Wizadry?
Your a Wizard, BRAN!
Will JON SNOW be resurrected by the RED WITCH or better
yet, return as The White Walking Dead? Where Daryl at?!
Winter is coming back on April 24 2016 to HBO
so be prepared like our buddy Randy!