I was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant
So I asked them, "what's pregnant?" and they were like "it means fat"
so when I got in the car with my dad to go home, i was like "dad, i'm pregnant"
he slammed the breaks
i swear he stared at me mortified for almost 5 minutes....and then said, "Shana, you're 6" and kept driving.