When I was 6, I overheard some girls talking about a girl who was pregnant

I was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant

So I asked them, "what's pregnant?" and they were like "it means fat"

so when I got in the car with my dad to go home, i was like "dad, i'm pregnant"

he slammed the breaks

i swear he stared at me mortified for almost 5 minutes....and then said, "Shana, you're 6" and kept driving.