President Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2016
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sarah5Too cool for school
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Obama White House correspondents dinner!

President Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2016

I love Joe Biden

I really do. I want to thank him for his friendship, his counsel, for always giving it to me straight and for not shooting anybody in the face.

I was running on ‘C-P-T'

Which stands for jokes white people should not make.

Some candidates aren’t polling high enough

to qualify for their own jokes tonight. (subtle jab at John Kasich haha)

I am a little hurt Trump's not here tonight.

We had so much fun last time. And it is a surprise. We’ve got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras and he says no. Is this dinner too tacky for the Donald?

Bernie, you look like a million bucks!

Or to put it in terms you’ll understand, you look like 37,000 donations of $27 each.

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*eye roll*