funny poem

starkle, starkle , little twink,

who the hell are you I think,

I'm not under what you call

the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little short of sheep,

I'm not drunk little twinkle peep,

I don't know who is me yet,

But the drunker I stand here the longer I get,

So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,

'Cause I got all day sober to sunday up.