A Gift For You!




                         A Gift

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romanticbloom1
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Autoplay OFF   •   4 months ago
A bit of rhyming humor! For daily prompt box

A Gift For You!

There’s no greater joy than opening a box

There’s no greater joy than opening a box You gaze at it’s size while giving it a thought

There’s no greater joy than opening a box You gaze at it’s size and and give it a thought You smile and grin like a sly fox

There’s no greater joy than opening a box You gaze at it’s size while giving it a thought You smile and grin like a sly fox Perhaps it’s something which You’ve always sought?

You hold it up and hope it doesn’t break

You hold it up and hope it doesn’t break But alas it’s as light as a feather

You hold it up and hope it doesn’t break But alas it’s as light as a feather So you decide to give it a little shake

You hold it up and hope it doesn’t break But alas it’s as light as a feather So you decide to give it a little shake You hope it’s nots gloves made of leather

Slowly you unwrap the present And can’t help but think

Slowly you unwrap the present And can’t help but think Could it be jewels that you’ve Long admired?

Slowly you unwrap the present And can’t help but think Could it be jewels that you’ve Long admired You gaze at the gift giver and give them a wink

Slowly you unwrap the present And can’t help but think Could it be jewels that you’ve Long admired? You gaze at the gift giver and give them a wink Hope it’s not a confection Which has long expired

With the wrapping on the floor The box is next!

With the wrapping on the floor The box is next! It’s taped to the max so you get a nail file

With the wrapping on the floor The box is next! It’s taped to the max so you get a nail file Sometimes opening gifts is like a getting a text

With the wrapping on the floor The box is next! It’s taped to the max so you get a nail file Sometimes opening gifts is like getting a text You ponder whose it from then Smile

Now for the surprise Oh such a thrill

Now for the surprise Oh such a thrill You lift the sheet of inner packaging to discover

Now for the surprise Oh such a thrill You lift the sheet of inner packaging to discover Inside of the box is a key wondering what it fills

Now for the surprise Oh such a thrill You lift the sheet of inner packaging to discover Inside of the box is a key wondering what it fills The gift giver of course is your lover

Bewildered you think about What it could be

Bewildered you think about What it could be That’s when you read the note laying inside

Bewildered you think about What it could be That’s when you read the note laying inside Your real gift is outside under a tree

Bewildered you think about What it could be That’s when you read the note laying inside Your real gift is outside under a tree A car you think, as your mouth opens wide

The empty box on the floor Wouldn’t fit a car

The empty box on the floor Wouldn’t fit a car So you run outside to take a peek

The empty box on the floor Wouldn’t fit a car So you run outside to take a peek Underneath the big trees Not very far

The empty box on the floor Wouldn’t fit a car So you run outside to take a peek Underneath the big trees Not very far Is the car of your dreams Looking mighty sleek

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