The Sun For Those Trapped In The Moon
The Sun For Those Trapped In The Moon stories

rockyraccoonA writer that is pretty unconfident.
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A nonsence book trying to bring smiles

The Sun For Those Trapped In The Moon

By: rockyraccoon

Today, I've just been confused.

Starting off the day in one second and ending it the next.

Should I even be happy right now?

Should I find a way to catch up on school work that I've already finished?

Okay, that last ones a bit confusing, but what the elk, I'm confusing.

For some reason I get these sections of time where I just want to sink into a hole.

Wether something bad has happened or not,

It just makes me want to squirm out of my skin.

So this is my attempt at a piece of happiness for everyone out there...

We've all got something that makes us happy.

If you even slightly know me, you know what makes me happy...

Okay, it's not just the Beatles, but you get the point. I'm a weird obsessive little creature.

I seriously don't know where I'm going with this...

I'll just randomly switch topics and list some jokes that I found on a website that said they were funny. I kind of think that they're so bad that they might be passable:

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Why did the man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

Now for those who don't like jokes, here are some inspiring quotes:

"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end." ~ John Lennon

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." ~ Albert Einstein

"I opened two gifts this morning. They were my eyes." ~ Unknown

"I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring." ~ David Bowie

"Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations." ~ Unknown

"Every second is a chance to turn your life around." ~ Unknown

I've got a lot of homework now to do that I've been putting off, but if this didn't at least put a smile on your face, then let me know and I will try to find something that does.

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