Put a smile on that face (funny jokes) @ri

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you deserve.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

Where are the average things manufactured?

Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory.