The Retro Bird's Musings
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The Retro Bird's Musings

Krabby Patties are basically hamburgers, right? BUT THERE AREN'T COWS UNDER THE SEA SO WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF

Spongebob: Optimistic, hopeful young man Patrick: Dumb but enjoying life Squidward: Fuck everyone and everything Which one are you?

He lives in Bikini Bottom. His neighbors are Sandy Cheeks and a Starfish. Spongebob Squarepants is a tampon.

Spongebob doesn't have nipples. He has nipholes.

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