Why My Wife Left Me
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randyjohnson
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My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag. She hates The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag.

Why My Wife Left Me

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.

She hates The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag.

She demanded that I not watch The Dukes of Hazzard anymore.

She said it was either her or the Dukes and I pointed toward the door.

When she gave me the ultimatum, I told her to go.

I won't stop watching the Dukes, it's my favorite show.

She convinced her big brother to come to my house to threaten me.

I put an explosive in his pants and now he has to sit on the toilet when he pees.

When I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, my ex got pissed.

She has the crazy notion that the Duke boys were racist.

All of this happened because my ex-wife hates the General Lee.

The Dukes was a great show and I don't give a damn that she disagrees.

(The only true thing about this poem is that The Dukes of Hazzard is my favorite TV show)

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